Not into you

"Don't read too much into this, ya bloody showboatin' peacock."

"Wouldn't dream of it, pint-size."

*snuggle closer*

more of those what-if ships...Bruce and Zipperflash, a match made out of ridiculous eyebrows, horrible accents, swear words, and emotional constipation

I didn't even consider this ship til a few of you suggested it, now it's one of my favorites XD

This would be taking place early in their relationship, because Zips would eventually be really obnoxious with public affection just to make Bruce squirm and blush like a dork

shhhh lean into that wing embrace Brucie, you know you waaaaant tooooo~