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Smile, Smile, Smile by Lopoddity Smile, Smile, Smile by Lopoddity
oh god stop smiling
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"Hey, Artemis? We're friends, right?"

"Debatable." Artemis looked up from their book to face the pink mare before them. "You just started following me around after we met at the Grand Galloping Gala. In fact, I am starting to wonder how you keep slipping past castle security-"

"Oh, no force in Equestria could keep me away from my Artie." Jamboree sang. She heaved a wistful sigh, lifting a hoof to her forehead. "We're gonna be special someponies one day. I can feel it."

"Your attempts at courtship are as baffling as they are amusing."

"See?" Jam waggled her eyebrows in victory. "You already find me amusing. Now if only I could finally get a smile on that sweet, fluffy face..."

Artemis looked away, suddenly shy. "I've been told that my smile is...unfortunate."

"By who?" Jam demanded, stomping a hoof down. "Who had the huevos rancheros to say something so horrible?" She leaned forward and gripped Artemis' face in her hooves, squishing their cheeks. "Don't you listen to 'em, Artie. I bet your smile is gorgeous. Won't you show me?"

"Jamboree..." Artemis frowned.

"Smile, smile, smile." Jam lilted obnoxiously. She nuzzled their muzzles together, because she knew it'd turn Artemis' face crimson. "Fill my heart up with sunshine, Artie! I'm not gonna quit singing til you do it..." She threatened, eyes full of affection.

"...Alright."

Artemis sighed in resignation, and Jamboree bounced, victorious. The heir to the night looked away for a moment to gather themselves. Then Artemis smiled.

To her credit, Jamboree managed to keep most of her scream inside.

"...S-see?" She squeaked. "I t-told you it'd be...uh, gorgeous."

Artemis smiled wider, and Jamboree bravely didn't flee like a school filly. "Truly?"

"...Truly." Jam answered. After the initial shock of the fangs, she could reason that it was sort of cute, in a nightmarish sort of way. She leaned forward and pressed a sweet kiss to Artemis' cheek. "It's the prettiest smile in the world, Artie. I wanna see it all the time."

Artemis laughed, and the sound was sort of a cross between a school filly's bashful giggle and a hell demon's deep cackle, but Jam didn't mind. Absently, she found herself humming the Smile song under her breath.

"Cause I love to see you smile, smile, smile, yes I do..."

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Jam Sandwich and Artemis are a fav ship of mine
dork birb horse and overeager party horse are kinda my jam

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:iconheios-hobbit-gang:
Heios-Hobbit-Gang Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who did Luna have the black pony with?
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PurpleRoseMoon2 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconheios-hobbit-gang:
Heios-Hobbit-Gang Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks ^^
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Shantymcshant Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Artemis is my favorite now. 
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33fancy33 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017   General Artist
Jams face! 😆
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:icon465lps:
465lps Featured By Owner Edited Feb 25, 2017  Student Digital Artist
I don't know why I find his smile so darn attractive(probs cause it's my love for fangs)

Also that 'huevos rancheros' part made me cringe XDDD
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PardoaAviaar Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I love how Jam can be happy in a threatening way.
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:iconlilluluna:
LilLuluna Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Her smiles actually pretty cute >w<
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:iconnightmaresouleater:
NightMareSoulEater Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Student General Artist
me when im told to smile x'D
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:iconnatabhairsuas:
NaTabhairSuas Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Same XD
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cheshiref0x Featured By Owner Edited Nov 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For some reason Artie's eyebrows remind me of Flynn Rider doing "the Smolder" and imagining Artie trying to pull off the Smolder is now my new favorite thing
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:iconfdnbgonds:
fdnbgonds Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That. Is. Awesome.
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:iconwolfie356:
wolfie356 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2016  Student Digital Artist
yes da smile
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:iconwolfheart0723:
Wolfheart0723 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww it's so cute!
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:icondarapony15:
DaraPony15 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... 
*hugs artemis*
Wonderful smoole in deed 
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EcliptorCalrissian Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2016
Absolutely adorifying. I love these two. 
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:iconthesilversouled-wolf:
TheSilversouled-wolf Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2016  Student General Artist
Gorgeous smile! :>
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readingismagic Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Who had the huevos rancheros to say something so horrible?"

That gets me everytime.
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:iconindigocascade:
IndigoCascade Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Artemis is beautiful! <3
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Neoklaitus Featured By Owner Edited Sep 30, 2016
"Who had the HUEVOS RANCHEROS to say something so horrible?"

jajaja por fin saber español hace un chiste mas divertido XD
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LolzipopzX3 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2016   General Artist
ARTEMIS IS A THEY HOLY JEUSUSSUSUSUSUSUSBXHWJKYBCHK
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:iconkali-568:
Kali-568 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
this dark pony is ship child of Luna and? 
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HerNameIsLuv Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
a hippogriff. probably one like this orig04.deviantart.net/09cb/f/2… and not the harry potter kind with horse tails as Artemis has a bird tail
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ShimiMouse Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Every time I click this picture I get the worst case of "funny as hell but also resisting the urge to wet the bed in fright" giggles. Love Artie's smile
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TwileySparklei Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2016  Student Artist
Is it bad that I ship them like I never shipped before? 
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jokergirl129 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow... didn't expect Artemis to have fangs. And man is that smile creepy. Good thing Jam had good control over her emotions and didn't freak out right away. But the fact she accepts it and even finds it cute in a odd way is sweet.
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HerNameIsLuv Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
what breed is artemis?
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:icontoastybrain:
ToastyBrain Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pony/hippogriff.
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luckyherring Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2016
why is this SO CUTE 
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:iconterrortheslayer:
Terrortheslayer Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2016
Cute love scary things XD
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FirefoxFlares Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I look like that when I smile, only my teeth aren't nearly as pointy, but I do have tiny fangs...
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:iconsunshineducky:
HUEVOS RANCHEROS OmFG
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PrinceRisingMoon Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2016  Student Writer
Lop check out what this person made, it's so coooool! starlow-da-pony.deviantart.com…
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mintpower Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2016  Student General Artist
forever ship I want to so babyssss
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Libertades Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Who had the huevos rancheros...

Okay, I'm spanish and I totally lost it there.
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:iconkukiie:
Kukiie Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God damn, just wait until Cupcake here's about this.
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sexy101v Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
XD Jam looks like she just wet herself XD
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:iconthespookprince:
TheSpookPrince Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I MADE THEM A CHILDDDDD starlow-da-pony.deviantart.com…
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EpicRandomCat115 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT FUCKING SONG. Pls. No. JUST NO
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SanctusNocturne Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2016
(Internal screaming)
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:iconemberwolfheart:
EmberWolfHeart Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2016  Hobbyist
Hrm... now I'm wondering what a foal of these two would look like
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:iconthespookprince:
TheSpookPrince Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Takimorian Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
so cool
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Xx-Iceshadow27-xX Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2016  Student General Artist
I think this is my favorite picture in your gallary :heart: I love Artemis's awkward smile but just the fact that one of their eyebrow's is lifted as in a 'soooo yeah' kinda way is awesome XD You go Jam, keep that poker face one X3 Hope to see more art of these two in the future :) 
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Majestic-Dawn Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, their expressions!
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MLPfangirl17 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like it!
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:iconkotokoi:
KotoKoi Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love this, her face made me laught shes like ;;
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Marshalleeslover9 Featured By Owner May 31, 2016  Student General Artist
OMG I LOVE THIS SHIP!!! Best ship EVER! :D can you draw more of these two if you can ^^ and I kinda want to see what there kids would look like ^^
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ivybruh Featured By Owner May 29, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is my fav drawing from Lopoddity's gallery
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PerryPickny Featured By Owner May 29, 2016  Student General Artist
dat crysaliss smile though...
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