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The Night and I by Lopoddity The Night and I by Lopoddity
"Artie, honey, I love having you here, but my drink's empty. Can you let me up to go grab a fresh one?"


Artemis, heir to the night, didn't so much as budge. "The moon moves for no mortal, Jamboree."


"Is that a metaphor for your tushie, or are you talking about the literal moon? Cuz I know you're capable of movin' both, ya dongle."


Artemis burst into giggles, and a smile automatically floated across Jam's face. "Okay, new plan. Just gimme your drink. You're already well into tipsy town, and sharing is caring, babe."

"Poor Jamboree. Hast thou forgotten that we are a phenomenally powerful cosmic being? We are capable of downing and crushing an entire barrel of moonshine, without feeling the slightest hint of inebriation."


"Yeah right. You're sloshed, babe, I can tell-cuz you always get the giggles bad."


Artemis held their hand up to their face to stifle a highly suspicious laugh. "We do not. Thou....you......You simply make me laugh, that's all. Perhaps you've finally eroded my defenses. I should have known not to trust that squishy freckled face....." Artemis lifted a hand to squeeze Jam's cheeks.

"Uh-huh, these cute freckled cheekies have wormed me into the good graces of many an enemy. They're how I win wars and overthrow dictatorships....then establish my own adorable, fascist regime."


"We knew thee were evil." Artemis chuckled, giving a clumsy kiss to Jam's cheek. "....You've certainly won against me, anyway."


Jam blinked up at Art, confused. "....Won what, honeypants?"


But Artemis only gave a smile that was mysterious, if a bit drunken. "Beautiful, beautiful little fool. Ich bin in dich verliebt."


"Wait, wait, wait!" Jamboree scrounged madly in her suit pockets, searching desperately for her translator's dictionary. "No fair, Artie! You know I've only had time to learn a few words! What did you say?" She pouted cutely, nose crinkling.


"Wouldn't you like to know." Artemis stuck out their tongue, before leaning forward-close enough to share breath-catching Jam off guard. "....Here's an easier one, darling. Küss mich."


"Umm...." Jam's face had erupted into a cherry-red blush. "....A-Am I supposed to use context clues for this one?"


"Now, Jamboree."


"Ah ha." Jam giggled a little, and the gap between them began to close. "Sure thing, your highness."



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a quick messy doodle i liked a little tooo much to post as a status, proportions are weird but i really like artemis' dork laugh

used this texture resource: Pink Paper Texture


Artemis is a paradox, the more alcohol they drink, the thirstier they get. Jam didn't expect it but she's diggin it a lot


more Art n' Jam Sandwich tomfoolery:
Royal Beach Babes by Lopoddity Smile, Smile, Smile by Lopoddity Moon Pie by Lopoddity

Star! Star! EDIT: Did an outfit/size comparison for funsies
Outfit2 by LopoddityNow Arte's dress makes a bit more sense. I love drawing these two because of the sharp contrast in body types-Artemis is big curvy buff god bod, while Jam is just this teeny twiggy thing. Arte could end Jam's life by crushing her between their thighs, and that's just reason #321 that Jam loves their flirty birdie so much


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:iconcatdaddy1:
Catdaddy1 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They're so good together!
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LonerGir6891 Featured By Owner May 30, 2018
That flowing night hair...it’s so fabulous! X3
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Delicante Featured By Owner May 22, 2018  Hobbyist
Ooh I love this one! The expressions are so perfect, especially with Arty's razor sharp smile! Plus Drunk Arty makes for such a silly and wonderful read <3 I totally wish I owned both of those outfits!
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Lemmontine Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is probably my absolute favorite ship of yours! That smile on Artemis’s face melts my heart omg

(also their hair is frickin gorgeous)
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Lopoddity Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I don't appreciate gender/sex speculation in my comments section. Artemis is a non-binary person. End of story.
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JustJohn11 Featured By Owner May 27, 2018
Apologies, I won't bring it up againJunjie  bow 2 
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GemJen Featured By Owner May 19, 2018
Those thighs could start AND end a war * o *
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animefreak728 Featured By Owner Edited May 18, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thick thighs save lives.

...Or crush them in their powerful grip.
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:iconcastorochiaro:
CastoroChiaro Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
My goodness, they're just precious. Love their banter.
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:iconthe-trash-guardian:
the-trash-guardian Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist
i want artie to crush my head with their thighs
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MLP-HeartSong-FiM Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
perfect couple :heart: 
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shypegasister10 Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Arte has legs for daaays!
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:iconros3ish:
ros3ish Featured By Owner May 17, 2018
Artie has such a gorgeous smile and those cheeks are brimming with absolute cuteness, I just want to pinch them! :heart:
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Etsumi-San Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
HOLY CRAP MY GERMAN LESSONS HAVE BEEN PAYING OFF I UNDERSTOOD IT NO PROBLEM HOLY CRAP I FEEL PROUD //cries

Also 10/10 they’re looking fine as hell
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shady-maddness Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist
gotts say, arte is an attractive person o3o
nice hips and chest? we have a winner! *gives them a badge* Llama Emoji-10 (Shy) [V1] 
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Doctorwholovesthe80s Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Man, Chun-Li wishes she had thighs that powerful!
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Godzillamaster69 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
Cute.
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auroraashes Featured By Owner Edited May 16, 2018  Hobbyist
Is Artie and Jams relationship canon?
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luckycatmat Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Those facial expressions are good :)
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superwaffle350 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
Ja. Das ist gut. Danke schoen for the giggles, Lop hehe. 
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Gaq-co Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
heh cute <#3
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:icondark-dragoon-gao:
dark-dragoon-gao Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
These two are a joy to behold.
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MiaMaha Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so cute
This is so unbelievably cUTE, look at Arte and just how happy they are- damn,andthey'reworkingthatdress...
I've always enjoyed this ship but holy heck, this has taken my heart, what a precious expression- you did SUCH a good job with it!! I literally keep scrolling up just to look at it
Also that tushie and moon joke is so good
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Akumaquarium Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
omg I love your art style its beuatiful (*3*)/)
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DEATHLESS-MASTER Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
That dress Arte has is freakin baller. They sure know how to look amazing. :3
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sabrinasan00 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fuck yearhrh moonpie OTP
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SamCelia Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Hot, good technique, and overall interesting and attractive!
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jamestkelley Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw, they’re so cute
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Sikudhanii Featured By Owner Edited May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm...

I’ve fallen in love with you.
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shattered-raven Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Those thighs @0@ 
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Evilhumour-Author Featured By Owner Edited May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd say all hail the new royal consort of the Night!

Can't wait to see how mama Pie reacts to this.
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hunkmuffin2018 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  New Deviant
cute
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DemonAngelSakina Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can I just say that I love that outfit on Artie?
(And that I wouldn't be surprised to see them able to kick butt Chun-Li style in a dress like that?)
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Crhco Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice
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Azure-Art-Wave Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I know Artie is known as Midsummer Moon in disguise, what is Eerie's disguise? Does Skyla also has one? Maybe Smoky too?
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Lopoddity Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Smokescreen has many, many disguises. Skyla doesn't have magic to disguise herself, but doesn't feel the need to. She's a princess, she thinks it'd be an insult to her heritage to mask herself to play hooky from her duties. Irie also has a lot of disguises, but her proffered choice  is a simple white unicorn, "Junebug".
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AVOlD Featured By Owner Edited May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I read Arte’s diologue in Thor’s voice tbh 
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g1ngerpop Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
I love it!
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ladymysic0210 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
Dem legs though. Very nice 👍🏼
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myartisokiguess Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  New Deviant
aaww this is so cute
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33fancy33 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Ich bin in dich verliebt is I'm in love with you. (I had to look it up)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!    
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Beyworld101 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
[F2U] I dont care, I SHIP IT Lavender Flower Cake 
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